Karma is a Bitch (3 of them, actually)
Dear LeBron,
Glad to hear that you believe in karma, I do too. Assuming that we are both right and karma does exist than I can’t wait for the karmic annihilation you are in for at some point. I recently had some artwork made that is an analogy for the moment that you finally realize what you have done. In the vision that came to me you are playing blackjack, one of the favorite hobbies of a certain NBA legend that I’m pretty sure you look up to seeing as you wore his number throughout your youth and career in Cleveland. You decide to make a massive bet, the biggest bet you have ever made - you push all your chips in. You have 2 queens, a very good hand, one that most people would be content to stick with and think they can win with. But you get greedy. You want more. So you take another hit and get your third queen. You lose. You look up from your 3 queens and see the dealer, the man who dealt you your hand. He is smirking down at you as he holds his Ace - you don’t mean anything to him, just more dollar signs. You look around and realize you are surrounded by nothing but bitches. And that is when the karma bill will finally come due. Enjoy yourself now because I have no doubt that you are destined for a moment along these lines in the future.
Sincerely
The SkiEO
